neither clever nor witty: Archive

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The Active Imagination: "The Egg" by Andy Weir..... →

theactiveimagination: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were…

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Nov 10th

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: Twitter has this way of exposing who’s really... →

alexisbelon: Twitter has this way of exposing who’s really your friend and who’s not. And I aint talking about your internet associates, I’m talking about your REAL LIFE friends. It gives them the perfect platform to say what they REALLY feel about you, or the things you enjoy, but disguise it as ‘speaking in…

Nov 7th

I don’t think its healthy to want something like this..want it so bad that its all you can think about..an obsession? I dunno how something so bad for you can make you feel so good..

Nov 7th

Jazzy Freshhhh. ♥

audiblesoul: Meet Jazzy Fresh. The baddest 4-year-old you will ever meet. Today was crazy hair day at her school. We believe that even on the craziest of days, your swagger must always be on point. Yes, yes… I am a proud mommy, indeed. ♥♥♥ www.audiblesoul.com

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Timbaland does video games too???

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New Edition radio on pandora=nuff said

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“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is...”

– James Nicoll (via timtrueman)

Dec 20th

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My father just woke up at 4:30 am on a saturday to wash dishes and make coffee. He also turned off the television and heat which subsequently woke me up. I hate winter break….

Dec 19th

“You ain’t gotta be a dope boy to have money.”

– Rashad from ATL

Dec 19th

Noisy sex woman admits breaching court order →

andres: Beware, I didn’t post the couple’s picture for a reason.

Dec 18th

So yea, Chris Brown hit me yesterday like ..

Chris: Wassup J?
Me: ...dang, haven't heard from you in forever, Mr. Golden Gloves.
Chris: That's not funny, man.
Me: To you, and to RiRi ...hell nah ...To me? Hell the fuck yea.
Chris: Whatever.
Me: My bad, man.  Sorry.  How you doin'?
Chris: I'm cool, just trying to stay busy and make sure this album do well ..
Me: If it depends on Walmart, good luck baby..
Chris: ....
Me: Damn, why the fuck you so sensitive tonight, man? Who died?
Chris: Man, listen ...I heard you been tellin' everybody my new girl look like Crimson Chin ...AND Arsenio.
Me: *crickets*
Chris: Oh, nothing to say?
Me: Hey, man ...don't come for me 'cause niggas said that "The Longest Yard", 8-mile, and Benjamin Button were based loosely off your broads mug.  Don't even do me like that.
Chris: I'm just sayin', you supposed to be my nigga.
Me: I am, but hell ...you couldn't pick no bitch off Ray J's show or something?  You had to pick the ho with the saddest face on TV?  TVs first human greyhound?
Chris: You think she's that bad?
Me: You find me a group of people that don't.
Chris: I mean, she aint RiRi ...but dang, I didn't know ...
Me: Hey, playas fuck up.
Chris: *sigh* I thought wearing tighter clothes and knee-high boots would keep people occupied, but damn ...she might be a grenade.
Me: Fuck no, she is Pearl Harbor.
Chris: God damnit.
Me: Hey, if that's what you like ...but think of it this way ...aint no nigga gonna try to take yo bitch.
Chris: I guess you right.
Me: *mumbles*stupidassnigga*mumbles*
Chris: Huh?
Me: HHWhat? Nothin'.
Chris: Dang ...2009 just aint poppin' for a nigga.
Me: Bitch, shut up ...you got like 8 Bugatti's, 12 Maybachs, and 24 niggas to choose from to drive them for you, fuck you.
Chris: haha, you funny.
Me: I got work to do, and shit to fuck up ...I'll hit you later.
Chris: aight, holla.
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Dec 18th

Isn’t it funny how you run into people that you haven’t seen in years and years, then it turns out that they are still doing the same things that they were doing the last time you saw them…smh…some people never learn

Dec 17th

“Some of ya’ll just need to smoke some weed and see if it don’t help the quality...”

– Katt Williams (The Man)

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Richmond, Va. Tumblr Meetup on 12/16

rvameetups: The third Richmond, Virginia Tumblr meetup will be held on Wednesday, December 16th at The Belvidere at Broad at 6 p.m. In addition to being a great restaurant and bar, The Belvidere is also on Tumblr. The owners, David and Julie Hassen, have graciously offered to let us gather there. And, there will be free Tumblr stickers and pins for all! Please reblog this post to help spread...

Dec 15th

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